So, you may ask... I for one have had enough of name calling all through my life...!
It all started around 10 years back - when I was in class 9. My parents decided to do away with my name -
"Rahul" - and give me a new one. Hmmm.. Numerology was the
numero uno craze at that time. Whether I believ
ed it or not is a different question altogether. But what mattered most is that I had no say whatsoever in such an
important decision and before I could realize the potential impacts of it, my father applied for a gazette notification and got my name officially changed to
"Ramchandran M E". It took all the years left in my school days - 3 in all :-o) - for both me and my friends to get a grasp over the new name and start identifying me with that.
And with a completely new bunch of people around in college, the transition was easier. But troubles started brewing in from different quarters. The name has a close resemblence with that of a former Tamilnadu
Chief Minister M.G.Ramachandran - although that definitely is not the rationale behind my name -but for 2 letters. Yes! Two. The first "G" is so obvious. But, my name doesn't have the "a" after
Ram and that turned out to be a bane. 9.5 out of 10 times, I was pretty sure that my name would have been misspelt!!
Around this time, I had to apply for a passport and well, it was time for more confusion. A major part of India follows the Given Name / Surname system and so does the Legal System. Hmmm... That would mean that I will have to expand my Initials the passport. It turns out that M E is the abbreviation of
Maharajapuram Easwarasharma!! ;-o) Tiny, Ain't it?
To understand my initials, I have gotta elaborate a bit more on the
Indian Naming system. Most Indians have
Surnames - which are traditional or made up or reflecting their profession. But Tamilnadu - in the recent past - is the only exception and follows the
patronymic system. Meaning, the child would get his father's name as the initial. Sometimes, they include the name of their hometown too.
Traditionally, Tamilians have had their identity established both by their profession, which is woven deep into the caste system. During the mideveal years, they added the place - a
Toponym - just for the sake of better / easier identification. TamBrahm's, especially Iyers have long been identified through this system for atleast like a couple of centuries. I tend to believe that this system was done away with as politics of caste along. The politicians gathered enough mileage out of the divisions in the society and played awful ganes of divide and rule. The northies however, adopted the tradition of going along the
Gothra's. So, Bharadwaj's and Athreya's have become common Surnames. Iroically, some people who moved up north long long ago found unique ways to establish their identities. I remember reading an interesting anecdote about
Rahul Dravid whose paternal grandparents are from Tanjore, Tamilnadu. They chose a surname they hailed from the
Pancha Dravida Brahmin Community.
Brahmin's get yet another name on the day of their
Upanayanam -
a XYZ Sharma - which is used for all religious purposes. My dad chose to retain it for for himself when he
did his name..! Things would have been far more simple if he had made
Sharma as the last name for our family.
Going back to my case, Obviously when I started working after college, my employer wanted me to enroll with the same name as the passport to avoid any legal hassles while processing my visa applications. They even gave me an email address with 53 characters. A record of sorts...! LOL.
So, Have I had enough of it? Unfortunately, no. Things started getting worse before even I landed in Uncle Sam's Country. There is this form called I-94 which determines your identity when you are in the States and that didn't have enough space to hold all the characters in my name. So does Computer system at the Immigration office, SSN office, Registry / Department of Motor Vehicles, my bank etc., etc., Adding to all this confusion is the fact that there is a
whitespace in my last name - meaning that 2 words constitute my last name. This is a big no-no in this land. Most often one of this is mistaken as middle name and your name doesn't show up on most of the searches that they make for getting anything and everything approved in this nation. :-0(
This also meant that I ended up having different names in different places. Legally, I have begun the process of consolidation offlate beginninng with my drivers license. But, it has to stand the test of time before I can have things falling into place.
Another notable thing here how American's end up pronouncing Asian -especially Indian and Chinese names. Well.. most chinese have a very easy solution to it. They adopt a English name when the arrive at the Americas so that it is easy for everyone around here. I believed that a part of my first name -
"Ram" would server the purpose. If you an Indian reading this, your reflexes would read it as
Raam as in
Lord Rama. Call it coincidence, the computer memory -
RAM - also has the same spelling but a different pronounciation. Inevitably, you know what happens to after this..!
With so many years of everything going around, all I can say is that I have gotten used to it. :-o) If you have any such experience, feel free to share it in the comments section!